Whenever someone says they’re as clean as I whistle they’re telling you they are filthy and covered in spit.

suddenly porn on your dash

suddenly porn on your dash

How even do I football?

How even do I football?

Stop trying to make fetch happen, it’s not going to happen

Stop trying to make fetch happen, it’s not going to happen

…wat

…wat

Mandarin in Mandarin on a mandarin

Mandarin in Mandarin on a mandarin

ayyamari:

raptorsdonotknowfear:

“She is my Roes now”
I can’t even.
I laughed for… an amount of time.

Why was this so funny to me 

ayyamari:

raptorsdonotknowfear:

“She is my Roes now”

I can’t even.

I laughed for… an amount of time.

Why was this so funny to me 

(via ayyamari-deactivated20131001)

I didn’t choose the Gundam life, the Gundam life chose me.